Category Archives: B-Movie

7-MINUTES OF DJANGO UNCHAINED

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Watch 7-minutes of Scenes and Interviews from Django Unchained! When Tarantino gets his hands on a genre, you can bet he’s going to do something that honours it while turning it on its ear. By the looks of Django Unchained, his streak is alive and well. This time, he’s taken the classic Spaghetti Western genre from the 60′s, and with a cast like Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz and Leonardo DiCaprio, it’s a pretty safe bet that, off the chain, Django will be off the hook.

~Matt + Nat

CLOUD ATLAS REVIEW: And You Thought They Couldn’t Do Worse Than Speed Racer.

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Dear god.

Just when you thought the Wachowski’s hit rock bottom with Speed Racer,the worst cartoon racing movie of all time, they manage to make Cloud Atlas, the worst Sci-Fi Film, the worst Pirate Movie, the worst Zany Geriatric Escape-Comedy, the worst Victorian Romance, the worst 70′s Blaxploitation flick, AND the worst Post-Apocalyptic Fantasy film ALL AT ONCE, smashing them into the most excruciatingly unbearable 3-hour marathon of audience abuse ever made.

But what did you think? Our review is on the way… which we weren’t going to bother with until it stole 3 hours of our lives away and we felt the deep responsibility to prevent it from happening to you, too.

~Matt + Nat

SKYLINE REVIEW: Worst Indie Movie with a $10M FX Budget Ever

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Mere words can’t encapsulate the travesty of film that is Skyline. Between abysmal acting, impossible-to-like characters, atrocious dialogue and a story that spends all its time going nowhere, Matt thinks there’s no reason to waste your time other than to see a bigscreen rehash of effects you’ve already enjoyed more in other movies.But Nat even loved the WTF ending sober, so maybe you will, too.

~Matt + Nat

MACHETE REVIEW: 1970′s Style Mexploitation to a Tee

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When Robert Rodriguez had people more excited about a bogus trailer from 2007 than they were about the sequel to Sin City, he knew he owed it to us to make us a full-length Mexploitation b-movie starring Danny Trejo called Machete. And with that as his goal and Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal and Robert DeNiro on board, he does NOT disappoint!

~Matt + Nat